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| Whats a mouses favourite record ? Please cheese me !... more
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| 2. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!... more
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| 3. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !... more
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| 4. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !... more
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| 5. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| How do you save a drowning mouse ? Use mouse to mouse resuscitation !... more
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| 6. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| How do mice celebrate when they move home ? With a mouse warming party !... more
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| 7. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !... more
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| 8. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| What do rodents say when they play bingo ? Eyes down for a full mouse !... more
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| 9. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| Why do mice have long tails ? Well, theyd look silly with long hair !... more
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| 10. | Category: Mouse jokes  |
| Whats the definition of a narrow squeak ? A thin mouse !... more
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