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| HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft.... more
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| What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?Flatman and Ribbon !... more
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| Whats the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You cant mash Frankenstein.... more
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| What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert? Bumpkin pie!... more
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| How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation... more
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| What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?I feel abominable.... more
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| What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear about the monster with five legs?His trousers fit him like a glove.... more
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| What do they have for lunch at Monster School?Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.... more
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| What do young female monsters do at parties ?They go around looking for edible bachelors !... more
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