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| What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.... more
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| Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster? Girl: Really? What kind of fur? Boy: As fur away... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a tall green monster with a fountain pen? The Ink-credible Hulk.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. Igor: Yes, that was one of his most striking achieve... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium? He got atomic ache.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Why is the monsters football pitch wet?Because the players keep dribbling on it.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I counted the rings under her eyes.BERT MONSTER: Thats nothing. My sisters tongu... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater? You miss most of the film.... more
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