| 1. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape.... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do sea monsters have for dinner?Fish and ships.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he w... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?- Grandma monster... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What should you call a polite, friendly, kind, good looking monster? A failure.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he cant hear... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir? Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?I feel abominable.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?Lots of very worried dogs.... more
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