| 1. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What do you call a clever monster? Frank Einstein.... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I counted the rings under her eyes.BERT MONSTER: Thats nothing. My sisters tongu... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| First Monster: Im so thirsty my tongues hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your necktie!... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater? You miss most of the film.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Little monster: Mom Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your tea.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What should you call a polite, friendly, kind, good looking monster? A failure.... more
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