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| How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Dont talk with someone in your mouth.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies?Cranes.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation. He crossed an ostrich with a centipede. Dra... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster?A purple people eater.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?-Because if they were small and round and smooth theyd be M&Ms... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward.... more
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