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| What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!... more
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| Why was the monster standing on his head? He was turning things over in his mind.... more
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| How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.... more
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| What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?-A wash and wear wolf... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you stop a monster from smelling?Cut off his nose.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? Its a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent... more
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| Whats big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass?A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.... more
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| Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?He was exceeding the feed limit!... more
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| What do young female monsters do at parties ?They go around looking for edible bachelors !... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I counted the rings under her eyes.BERT MONSTER: Thats nothing. My sisters tongu... more
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