| 1. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| How does a monster begin a fairy tale?"Once upon a slime . . ."... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster?A purple people eater.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I counted the rings under her eyes.BERT MONSTER: Thats nothing. My sisters tongu... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?A budgerigrrrrr!... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What kind of book did Frankensteins monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies?Cranes.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?Flatman and Ribbon !... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Did you hear about the monster with five legs?His trousers fit him like a glove.... more
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