| 1. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Did you hear about the monster with five legs?His trousers fit him like a glove.... more
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| MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers? Use the spade like everyone else.... more
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| Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - hed be eggs-terminated.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Monster: Where do fleas go in winter? Werewolf: Search me!... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What kind of monster can sit on the end of your finger? The bogeyman.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What did the big, hairy monster do when he lost a hand? He went to the second-hand shop.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?A budgerigrrrrr!... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms?Drop him a line.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?The candle is a thousand times brighter!... more
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