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| Little monster: Mom Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your tea.... more
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| Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?Lots of very worried dogs.... more
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| How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms?Drop him a line.... more
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| What is a monsters favourite society?The Consumers Association.... more
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| How do you stop a monster from smelling?Cut off his nose.... more
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| What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?Flatman and Ribbon !... more
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| How do you tell a good monster from a bad one? If its a good one you will be able to talk about it later!... more
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| Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - hed be eggs-terminated.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Heres a good book, said the sales assistant in the book shop to Mrs Monster. How To Help Your Husband Get Ahead.No, than... more
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