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| How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye?When it comes out in conversation.... more
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| First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What do sea monsters have for dinner?Fish and ships.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer? Because he had been told to ice it.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| How did the worlds tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Why did Frankensteins monster give up boxing?Because he didnt want to spoil his looks.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he w... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.mons... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Whats the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You cant mash Frankenstein.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven legs walked into a tailors shop. Quick! shouted the tailor to his assista... more
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