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| A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he w... more
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| What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me. Second monster: Well youd better roll them back t... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Where do space monsters live?In far distant terror-tory.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankensteins monster?HERE LIES FRANKENSTEINS MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you stop a monster from smelling?Cut off his nose.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What is a monsters favourite society?The Consumers Association.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How did Frankensteins monster eat his lunch?He bolted it down.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? Its a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent... more
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