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| Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors? Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.... more
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| FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I cant stand Ch... more
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| Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?... more
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| What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfishs brain in the body of his dog? I dont know, but it is great at cha... more
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| Why did the monster go into hospital?To have his ghoul-stones removed.... more
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| A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailors shop.Id like to see a suit... more
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| What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward.... more
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| Whats pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?- Grandma monster... more
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| On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesnt tr... more
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| What can a monster do that you cant do? Count up to 25 on his fingers.... more
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