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| What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!... more
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| What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium? He got atomic ache.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers? Use the spade like everyone else.... more
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| FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna, he thinks he can sing.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?I feel abominable.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What can a monster do that you cant do? Count up to 25 on his fingers.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do they have for lunch at Monster School?Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven legs walked into a tailors shop. Quick! shouted the tailor to his assista... more
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