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| What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?A budgerigrrrrr!... more
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| A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailors shop.Id like to see a suit... more
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| What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfishs brain in the body of his dog? I dont know, but it is great at cha... more
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| FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyones been eaten.... more
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| Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school? Because two heads are better than one.... more
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| Whats a monsters favorite play?Romeo and Ghouliet... more
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| What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Dont talk with someone in your mouth.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How did the monster cure his sore throat? He spent all day gargoyling.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didnt like him anyway.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Girl Monster 1: "I hear youve met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, hes a bad dream come true!"... more
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