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| What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster?A purple people eater.... more
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| Mr Monster: Oi, hurry up with my supper. Mrs Monster: Oh, do be quiet Ive only got three pairs of hands.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| FIRST MONSTER: Im going to a party tonight. SECOND MONSTER: Oh, are you? FIRST MONSTER: Yes, I must go to the graveyard... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| 1st Monster: What is that son of yours doing these days ?2nd Monster: Hes at medical school.1st Monster: Oh, whats he st... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why did the monster go into hospital?To have his ghoul-stones removed.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats the difference between a monster and a mouse?A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear about the monster with five legs?His trousers fit him like a glove.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you address a monster? Very politely.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates.... more
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