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| What can a monster do that you cant do? Count up to 25 on his fingers.... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye?When it comes out in conversation.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| First monster: I have a hunch. Second monster: I thought you were a funny shape.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. Igor: Yes, that was one of his most striking achieve... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What is a monsters favourite drink?Demonade.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I cant stand Ch... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What did Frankensteins monster say when he was struck by lightning? Thanks, I needed that.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Dont talk with someone in your mouth.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I counted the rings under her eyes.BERT MONSTER: Thats nothing. My sisters tongu... more
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