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| Mommy monster: Dont eat that uranium. Little monster: Why not? Mommy monster: Youll get atomic-ache.... more
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| FRED MONSTER: My sister must be twenty. I counted the rings under her eyes.BERT MONSTER: Thats nothing. My sisters tongu... more
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| Did you hear about the monster with one eye at the back of his head, and one at the front? He was terribly moody because... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?Flatman and Ribbon !... more
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| A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he w... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Why did Frankensteins monster give up boxing?Because he didnt want to spoil his looks.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? "Pleased to eat you!"... more
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| How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Where do you find monster snails?On the end of monsters fingers.... more
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