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| Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.... more
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| Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - hed be eggs-terminated.... more
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| What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he cant hear... more
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| How did the monster cure his sore throat? He spent all day gargoyling.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What does Frankensteins monster call a screwdriver? Daddy.... more
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| Why did the monster stop playing with his brother? He got tired of kicking him around.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you communicate with the Loch Ness Monster at 20,000 fathoms?Drop him a line.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why did the monster go into hospital?To have his ghoul-stones removed.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailors shop.Id like to see a suit... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Dont talk with someone in your mouth.... more
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