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| Girl Monster 1: "I hear youve met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, hes a bad dream come true!"... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match. Igor: Yes, that was one of his most striking achieve... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you stop a monster from smelling?Cut off his nose.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Dont talk with someone in your mouth.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors? Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do they have for lunch at Monster School?Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?I feel abominable.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school? Because two heads are better than one.... more
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