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| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyones been eaten.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?To see if blondes have more fun.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you call a monster with two wooden heads? Edward Woodward.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?A budgerigrrrrr!... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater? You miss most of the film.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors? Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What does Frankensteins monster call a screwdriver? Daddy.... more
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