| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned o... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: Whats the best way to accelerate a Mac?A: 9.81 m/s2... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldnt get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged i... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb?None. They try to fix the old one."We looked at the... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| My computer made a funny sound the other day.Of course, Ive never heard it get thrown out a window before.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, thats a hardware problem.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What did one mouse say to the other mouse?I get a click out of you.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer?Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?Hide their trainers.... more
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