| 1. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you cant! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster... more
|
| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankensteins monster?HERE LIES FRANKENSTEINS MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.... more
|
| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?The candle is a thousand times brighter!... more
|
| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You cant mash Frankenstein.... more
|
| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation... more
|
| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What does a monster do when he loses his head? He calls a head hunter.... more
|
| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation. He crossed an ostrich with a centipede. Dra... more
|
| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.mons... more
|
| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didnt like him anyway.... more
|
| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do they have for lunch at Monster School?Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.... more
|
