| 1. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Monster: Where do fleas go in winter? Werewolf: Search me!... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Little monster: Mom, Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your supper.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Girl Monster 1: "I hear youve met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, hes a bad dream come true!"... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What do sea monsters have for dinner?Fish and ships.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster?A purple people eater.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?A budgerigrrrrr!... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Why did the monster go into hospital?To have his ghoul-stones removed.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater? You miss most of the film.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away.... more
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