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| Dr Frankenstein: Igor, have you seen my latest invention? Its a new pill consisting of 50 per cent glue and 50 per cent... more
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| What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? "Pleased to eat you!"... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Why did the monster take his nose apart? To see what made it run.... more
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| A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he w... more
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| HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft.... more
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| What do you call a clever monster? Frank Einstein.... more
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| Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors? Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.... more
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| What did one of Frankensteins ears say to the other? I didnt know we lived on the same block.... more
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| Why did the monster go into hospital?To have his ghoul-stones removed.... more
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