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| How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster? On a piece rate.... more
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| What brings the monsters babies? The Frankenstork.... more
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| What makes an ideal present for a monster? Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.... more
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| Why did the monster stop playing with his brother? He got tired of kicking him around.... more
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| Did you hear about the monster who had twelve arms and no legs? He was all fingers and thumbs.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you address a monster? Very politely.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?A budgerigrrrrr!... more
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| Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir? Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.... more
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| Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - hed be eggs-terminated.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| First Monster: Im so thirsty my tongues hanging out. Second Monster: Oh. I thought that was your necktie!... more
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