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| What does a monster do when he loses his head? He calls a head hunter.... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you address a monster? Very politely.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How does Frankenstein sit in his chair? Bolt upright.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What did one of Frankensteins ears say to the other? I didnt know we lived on the same block.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How did the worlds tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies?Cranes.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Mommy monster: Dont eat that uranium. Little monster: Why not? Mommy monster: Youll get atomic-ache.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you cant! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster... more
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