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| A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he w... more
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| Why is the monsters football pitch wet?Because the players keep dribbling on it.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?The candle is a thousand times brighter!... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away.... more
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| How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye?When it comes out in conversation.... more
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| What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankensteins monster?HERE LIES FRANKENSTEINS MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.... more
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| What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater? You miss most of the film.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?- Grandma monster... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?A budgerigrrrrr!... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me. Second monster: Well youd better roll them back t... more
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