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| If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies?Cranes.... more
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| On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesnt tr... more
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| Where is the monsters temple? On the side of his head.... more
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| Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?To see if blondes have more fun.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?The candle is a thousand times brighter!... more
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| Whats pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?- Grandma monster... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir? Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.... more
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| What do you do with a green monster? Put it in the sun until it ripens!... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?I feel abominable.... more
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