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| What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?Flatman and Ribbon !... more
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| A monster walked into the council rent office with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in the other. You see, he w... more
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| Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school? Because two heads are better than one.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats the difference between a monster and a mouse?A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What kind of book did Frankensteins monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why did the monster put the cake in the freezer? Because he had been told to ice it.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Little monster: Mom Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your tea.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend, dear. Fall down when she hits yo... more
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| What did the monster say to his psychiatrist?I feel abominable.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear about the Irish monster who went to night school to learn to read in the dark?... more
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