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| On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesnt tr... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Why did the monster take his nose apart? To see what made it run.... more
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| FIRST MONSTER: Im going to a party tonight. SECOND MONSTER: Oh, are you? FIRST MONSTER: Yes, I must go to the graveyard... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| How did the worlds tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| HWhy did the monster lie on his back? To trip up low-flying aircraft.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he cant hear... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies?Cranes.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What is a monsters favourite drink?Demonade.... more
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| How does a monster begin a fairy tale?"Once upon a slime . . ."... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?Benjamin Frankenstein... more
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