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| Whats the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?The candle is a thousand times brighter!... more
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| Little monster: Mom Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your tea.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?To see if blondes have more fun.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What happens if a big hairy monster sits in front of you at the movie theater? You miss most of the film.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailors shop.Id like to see a suit... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation. He crossed an ostrich with a centipede. Dra... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Did you hear the joke about the two monsters who crashed?They fell off a cliff, boom, boom.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| How does a monster begin a fairy tale?"Once upon a slime . . ."... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? "Pleased to eat you!"... more
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