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| What is a monsters favourite drink?Demonade.... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What should you call a polite, friendly, kind, good looking monster? A failure.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why is stupid monster like a jack-o-lantern? They both have empty heads.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Little monster: Mom, why cant we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking, more eating please.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What kind of book did Frankensteins monster like to read? One with a cemetery plot.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna, he thinks he can sing.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?Flatman and Ribbon !... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Frankenstein: Help, Ive got a short circuit! Igor: Dont worry, Ill lengthen it.... more
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