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| Igor: Only this morning Dr Frankenstein completed another amazing operation. He crossed an ostrich with a centipede. Dra... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Heres a good book, said the sales assistant in the book shop to Mrs Monster. How To Help Your Husband Get Ahead.No, than... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?To see if blondes have more fun.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass?A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Little monster: Mom, why cant we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking, more eating please.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What did one of Frankensteins ears say to the other? I didnt know we lived on the same block.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How did the worlds tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why is the monsters football pitch wet?Because the players keep dribbling on it.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Where do you find monster snails?On the end of monsters fingers.... more
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