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| What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he cant hear... more
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| Where is the monsters temple? On the side of his head.... more
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| How does a monster begin a fairy tale?"Once upon a slime . . ."... more
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| What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?Lots of very worried dogs.... more
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| What monster flies his kite in a rain storm?Benjamin Frankenstein... more
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| What does a monster do when he loses his head? He calls a head hunter.... more
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| Whats the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You cant mash Frankenstein.... more
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| Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didnt have to buy a winter coat.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Girl Monster 1: "I hear youve met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, hes a bad dream come true!"... more
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