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| A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailors shop.Id like to see a suit... more
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| What did one of Frankensteins ears say to the other? I didnt know we lived on the same block.... more
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| What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? "Pleased to eat you!"... more
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| Why did Frankensteins monster give up boxing?Because he didnt want to spoil his looks.... more
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| Boy: Did you know you can get fur from a three headed mountain monster? Girl: Really? What kind of fur? Boy: As fur away... more
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| What do you call a monster with a wooden head? Edward.... more
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| First monster: That pretty girl over there just rolled her eyes at me. Second monster: Well youd better roll them back t... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| Whats big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates.... more
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| Did you hear about the monster who had an extra pair of hands? Where did he keep them? In a handbag.... more
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| Monster: Where do fleas go in winter? Werewolf: Search me!... more
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