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| How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye?When it comes out in conversation.... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you address a monster? Very politely.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Little monster: Mom Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your tea.... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Whats big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Little monster: Mom, Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your supper.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?Lots of very worried dogs.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What did one of Frankensteins ears say to the other? I didnt know we lived on the same block.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Could you kill a monster just by throwing eggs at him? Of course - hed be eggs-terminated.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Little monster: Mom, why cant we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking, more eating please.... more
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