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| What should you call a polite, friendly, kind, good looking monster? A failure.... more
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| What brings the monsters babies? The Frankenstork.... more
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| How do you address a monster? Very politely.... more
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| FIRST HUMAN BOY: I can lift a monster with one hand. SECOND HUMAN BOY: Bet you cant! FIRST HUMAN BOY: Find me a monster... more
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| What do you get if you cross a plum with a man eating monster?A purple people eater.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium? He got atomic ache.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| What would you get if you crossed a monster with a Thanksgiving dessert? Bumpkin pie!... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes  |
| How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation... more
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| On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday.... more
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| What do sea monsters have for dinner?Fish and ships.... more
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