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| Whats big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates.... more
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| 2. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts.... more
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| 3. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What did the monster say to the Thanksgiving turkey? "Pleased to eat you!"... more
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| 4. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What brings the monsters babies? The Frankenstork.... more
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| 5. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What should you call a polite, friendly, kind, good looking monster? A failure.... more
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| 6. | Category: Monster jokes |
| The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didnt like him anyway.... more
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| 7. | Category: Monster jokes |
| Little monster: Mom Ive finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, Ill save it for your tea.... more
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| 8. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Dont talk with someone in your mouth.... more
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| 9. | Category: Monster jokes |
| How do you stop a monster from smelling?Cut off his nose.... more
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| 10. | Category: Monster jokes |
| What do you call a huge, ugly, slobbering, furry monster with cotton wool in his ears? Anything you like ? he cant hear... more
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