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| An enormous monster with eight arms and eleven legs walked into a tailors shop. Quick! shouted the tailor to his assista... more
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| What do they have for lunch at Monster School?Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.... more
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| How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye?When it comes out in conversation.... more
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| What monster plays the most April Fools jokes? Prankenstein!... more
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| Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn... more
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| Whats big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass?A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.... more
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| FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna, he thinks he can sing.... more
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| Did you hear the joke about the two monsters who crashed?They fell off a cliff, boom, boom.... more
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| Whats big and hairy and goes beep beep?A monster in a traffic jam.... more
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| What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door.... more
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