A way to laugh your day away!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us


JOKES ::






SEARCH ::




Find:


Friends ::




Stop repossession
Mp3 Music Ringtones
Tantric Massage London
Free E-Cards
free online games
watch homemade videos
watch funny videos online free downloadPolish Interpreter
Internet Marketing
Property

Viewing Joke:

Category:Money jokes
Date Added:01/11/2008
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:28
 
Joke:Elmore walked into his favorite truck stop cafe and said to the owner,"Hey, Roy, you wanna take a chance on a raffle?" "Whada ya win?" "A million dollars!" said the redneck. "You get a dollar a year for a million years." "How much are they each?" "Ten cents. Two for a quarter. Or three for half a dollar!"
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Money Jokes:

1.   Category: Money jokes  0 stars
Why did the mean teacher walk around with her purse open? Shed read there was going to be some change in the weather.... more

2.   Category: Money jokes  0 stars
When does a female deer need money?When she doesnt have a buck.... more

3.   Category: Money jokes  0 stars
Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question marks.... more

4.   Category: Money jokes  0 stars
Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one?An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.... more

5.   Category: Money jokes  0 stars
How can you get rich by eating?Eat fortune cookies.... more

6.   Category: Money jokes  0 stars
Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why. Ive lost five cents, sobbed Johnny.Dont worry, said his dad... more

7.   Category: Money jokes  0 stars
Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had?Because they were a nuisance (new cents).... more

8.   Category: Money jokes  0 stars
What do you get if you cross a sorceress with a millionaire? A very witch person.... more

9.   Category: Money jokes  0 stars
What did the man do when he got a big gas bill?He exploded.... more

10.   Category: Money jokes  0 stars
One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees. What are you doing? she asked.Im looking for my dollar bill, Ma... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners