| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: Which way did the programmer go?A: He went DATA way!... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A customer needed help setting up a new program, so the technician suggested he go to the local Egghead. "Yeah, I got me... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Where is the best place to buy computer software?Washington C.D... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have t... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q. What creature has the best aptitude for engineering ?A. The spider -- It has its own website.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball.""Thank you, daddy, but where is the users guide?"... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do computer experts do at weekends?Go for a disk drive.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?"Youre still thinking procedurally! A properly designed lig... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration nu... more
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