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| - How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?- None. People that glow in the dark dont need... more
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| Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A: "We are not prepared to comment on spec... more
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| This Marine drill instructor, completely frazzled by the ineptitude of his recruits, burst into a blue streak of swearin... more
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| During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by... more
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| Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off.... more
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| It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out takin... more
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| Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Look, for only $87 billion, we can put... more
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| We have women in the military, but they dont put us in the front lines. They dont know if we can fight, if we can kill.... more
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| Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common ? A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks a... more
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| 10. | Category: Military jokes  |
| An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However, he was no... more
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