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| An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just... more
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| During the Mexican American War, an intense long standoff occurred along the front. For days and days neither side made... more
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| A trio of old veterans were bragging about the heroic exploits of their ancestors one afternoon down at the VFW hall. "M... more
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| During a visit to a military medical clinic, I was sent to the lab to have blood drawn. The technician there was friendl... more
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| Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Look, for only $87 billion, we can put... more
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| The Pentagon once did a study on why so many American Servicemen marry women in the countries where theyre stationed. Co... more
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| Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a barrel of potatos.- In this day and age, the army should have a machine to peel pot... more
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| Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, "Why do you want to join the Navy, son?""My father s... more
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| An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland. They were waiting for the truck t... more
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| A draftee went in for his physical wearing a truss and with a little convincing acting got his papers marked M.E. for Me... more
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