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| Two paratrooper recruits in a plane:- Are you crazy, Vasily? You are going to jump without a parachute.- Is it mandatory... more
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| Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: Thats no way to address an officer! No... more
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| A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. "What would you do if a sudden storm sprang... more
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| 4. | Category: Military jokes |
| An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland. They were waiting for the truck t... more
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| 5. | Category: Military jokes |
| The first woman recruit in the Army reported for duty and was told that although her quarters would be in a separate bui... more
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| 6. | Category: Military jokes |
| A retired sergeant was asked: "Well, how do you like civilian life?""Terrible," he said gruffly, "all those people aroun... more
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| 7. | Category: Military jokes |
| Q: how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: YOU DONT KNOW! YOU WERENT THERE, MAN!!! YOULL NEVER KNO... more
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| 8. | Category: Military jokes |
| Recruits were shocked at the language the sergeant used in their unit. During a smoke break one young soldier asked: "Se... more
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| 9. | Category: Military jokes |
| - What do you think about the coming battle, General?- God knows it will be lost.- Then why should we go for it?- To fin... more
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| 10. | Category: Military jokes |
| - How many Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb?- That is a military secret. If I told you Id have to kill you... more
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