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| SIX PHASES OF THE MONTH IN NAVY RECRUITING 1. ENTHUSIASM 2. DISILUSIONMENT 3. PANIC 4. SEARCH FOR THE GUILTY 5. PUNISHME... more
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| A patrol of allied soldiers were in a ruined city during World War Two. They are bragging and joshing about how many kil... more
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| Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.... more
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| The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily. "Sorry, sir! I can... more
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| Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a barrel of potatos.- In this day and age, the army should have a machine to peel pot... more
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| A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I... more
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| At a lesson in topography a soldier was asked: "What is farther away, Harrison, the moon or that object on this map?""Th... more
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| Q. "Why do the commodes in Marine barracks have the cut-out type seats?" A. "So that if the seat falls while theyre drin... more
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| - How many Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb?- That is a military secret. If I told you Id have to kill you... more
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| Two paratrooper recruits in a plane:- Are you crazy, Vasily? You are going to jump without a parachute.- Is it mandatory... more
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