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Category:Military jokes
Date Added:15/11/2008
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Joke:Q: How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?A: Look, for only $87 billion, we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
 
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