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| Q. "Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?" A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"... more
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| This Marine drill instructor, completely frazzled by the ineptitude of his recruits, burst into a blue streak of swearin... more
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| An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However, he was no... more
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| 4. | Category: Military jokes |
| An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just... more
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| 5. | Category: Military jokes |
| A soldier at the Pentagon got out of the shower, and realized that his clothes were missing. And then he accidentally lo... more
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| 6. | Category: Military jokes |
| A patrol of allied soldiers were in a ruined city during World War Two. They are bragging and joshing about how many kil... more
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| 7. | Category: Military jokes |
| - What do you think about the coming battle, General?- God knows it will be lost.- Then why should we go for it?- To fin... more
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| 8. | Category: Military jokes |
| I was an Air Force ICBM launch control officer in South Dakota. Two officers pulled 24-hour alerts in a launch control c... more
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| Colin Powell, once USAs highest ranking military officer, (now Secretary of State), loves to relate this incident from h... more
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| 10. | Category: Military jokes |
| On some air bases the Air Force is on one side of the field and civilian aircraft use the other side of the field, with... more
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