| 1. | Category: Military jokes  |
| The General went out to find that none of his G.I.s were there. One finally ran up, panting heavily. "Sorry, sir! I can... more
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| 2. | Category: Military jokes  |
| An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland. They were waiting for the truck t... more
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| 3. | Category: Military jokes  |
| As he was drilling a batch of recruits, the sergeant saw that one of them was marching out of step. Walking up next to t... more
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| 4. | Category: Military jokes  |
| As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son had an announcement to make: Hed just signed up at an... more
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| 5. | Category: Military jokes  |
| - How many Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb?- That is a military secret. If I told you Id have to kill you... more
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| Q: how many vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: YOU DONT KNOW! YOU WERENT THERE, MAN!!! YOULL NEVER KNO... more
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| 7. | Category: Military jokes  |
| - When the general comes, report to me immediately. The general doesnt show. The sergeant gets nervous and every hour re... more
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| 8. | Category: Military jokes  |
| During the Mexican American War, an intense long standoff occurred along the front. For days and days neither side made... more
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| 9. | Category: Military jokes  |
| An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However, he was no... more
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| 10. | Category: Military jokes  |
| Recruits were shocked at the language the sergeant used in their unit. During a smoke break one young soldier asked: "Se... more
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