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| | Category: | Military jokes | | Date Added: | 19/10/2008 | | Views: | 12 | | | | Joke: | As the family gathered for a big dinner together, the youngest son had an announcement to make: Hed just signed up at an army recruiters office. There were audible gasps around the table, then some laughter, as his older brothers shared their disbelief that he could handle this new situation."Oh, come on, quit pulling our legs," snickered one: "You didnt really do that, did you?""Im positive youd never get through basic training" scoffed another.The new recruit looked to his mother for help; but she was just gazing at him. When she finally spoke, it was to voice a single question: "Do you really plan to make your own bed every morning?" | | | |
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