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| Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat.... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?He wanted to have webbed feet.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one weve go... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?One, to generate a "ChangeLightBulb" event to the socket.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Ive been doing risk analysis by hand for five years, and we finally got your program so we could do it automa... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Me: "What is that noise?" Customer: "Hey Martinez!! Im on the phone! Cut it out!" Me: "What was that?" Beep! Beep! Beep!... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"... more
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